Where was I? Okay, so I am fairly happy. I guess the reality of the situation is that I am happiest when I am doing basically fuck all. Also, I am cheerful because I have something to look forward. Yes, I am going to Seattle in January to see the divine miss devylish and stunning redheaded goddess crankmama.
Although things have taken a worrying turn in Seattle recently. There was a really bad storm there the other day which totalled Miss Devylish's car:
So all I am hoping is that that crazy storm there is not the start of the Apocalypse. If it is, I need to race out and do everything I planned to do before the end of the world, like, um, maybe er, oh God, I am wracking my brains here, okay, maybe I would have sex with a woman, jump out of a plane with a parachute and go up to George W. and just poke him in the eye or maybe knee him in the groin. Or more likely, I would just sit there bawling like a baby while the roof of my house caved in.
So, I'm curious, what would you do if you knew the end of the world was nigh and you had nothing to lose by doing anything your heart desired before you were exploded into a million pieces? Do tell.
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Hooorah for Orgasms!
Wow, that's something I've never said before...hmmm.
Re: Orgasms: Oh hell yes! I can feel one building. Hopefully today.
Re: The End: I am trying to live that right now!
Apparently orgasms release endorphins that lead the brain to relax, Oh and they actually cure headaches, so no more excuses ladies.
Well if I only had a small amount of time to live... I'd probably put down the blog and get busy with the dildo like my good friend (& teacher) Em.
I htink you need to do the having sex witha woman thing before the apocolype...
Seriously...do it...
And take pics...
Cause the apocolypse is coming...really....I'm not kidding...get to it. ;)
Steve~
Hell yes (about needing at least two earth-shattering orgasms a week -- although I prefer to have one good one a day, if possible)! Sloth says that orgasms lead the brain to relax. Absolutely -- I've always maintained that I become... well, stupid, immediately after an orgasm. No ability to put words together. And yes, they cure headaches, and menstrual cramps as well.
Anyhow... the apocalypse. Hmmmm. Sex with a woman, maybe. Maybe take pictures of sex with a woman for Steve. Really though, I think I'm doing everything I want to do (or working on it), so I'd probably just try to release a few more endorphins, relax the brain, all that.
That's a tough one. I'll jump on the virtual bandwagon and say sex with a woman, and also maybe stalk and kidnap Ewan McGregor for the exact same purpose. In the same day. Or maybe at the same time.
I'd go back and do my honeymoon again. There may have been a lot of orgasms involved there, and also tequila and guacamole.
I would be trying to get into God's good books pronto.
Janet...Yeah, I honestly don't know what I'd do without them. Crack, I suppose.
Wild One ... You certainly seem to know how to enjoy yourself, even without the Apocalypse hanging over you.
Sloth ... That's a made up excuse when women have absolutely no interest in doing it, you do know that don't you? ;)
Crankmama ...No need to be modest my dear. You are the one with the cupboard full of highly technological instruments of pleasure, whereas I, a mere Luddite, can barely operate the humble dildo.
Steve ... Yes, good idea, I will get onto this immediately. And post pictures of it up for you. I know you are only interested in me doing this so that I fulfil a long held fantasy of mine. What a selfless man you are ;)
la fille mariee ...God you make me mad, you are so liberated. You are doing everything you want to do, wow, you are my hero. Most of my fantasies are firmly locked up in my head!
charissa...No need to kidnap Ewan, I'm sure he'd be up for it with a good looking lass like yourself!
Janet...would you believe I never even had a honeymoon. Maybe I could try and have one now, six years after the event?
Moobs...you are a dark horse. 'Twas my belief that you had not sinned, especially in matters of the flesh. But maybe you are less innocent than you look.
uncreative end of the world splurge, but i would go fuck my brains out. the nunbers involved wouldn't even matter much due to no emotional reprocussions. sweet.
and then i'd go to paris. definately, definately paris.
I'd eat chocolate...and have mind-blowing sex...
Hmmm...I'd eat chocolate WHILE having mind-blowing sex. How long does the end of the world last, anyhow?
Mind shattering orgasms?
With whom? Dirty 'dubya' Harry?
I hope you bought rechargeable batteries!!
The End? - make sure I was with S, doing whatever took our fancy
I'd take care of either the eye-poking or groin-kicking of George W. while you did the other.
Of course, you absolutely do not have to answer this, but I find myself wondering whether the orgasms were husband-induced or whether you are just really loving being in Dirty Harry's company of late.
I am going to Portland and Seattle in late December ... I really hope the scary weather subsides, so that I will not have to go anywhere near Dubya's groin or mucous membranes!
no-one here has topped the orgasming during the apocolypse.. and I have to agree.. I'd spend it between someone's legs too... let someone else deal with the real crises.. I would just feel like burying my head..
Well, being the slothful lustful glutton that i am, I'd feast on all sorts of deliciousness (carnal and otherwise)in my bed. With a damn fine champagne. In a bucket.
Despite intentions to rodger the daylights out of what time is left before the world goes nigh, it will probably end with a 30 second shag tops shag and "sorry, the pressure is getting to me. time is short anyway" type of statement.
I thought you were in a good mood because you put Sausage in Lunch Bunch :-P.
oh well, I know what to tell you to do next time you get in a bad mood!
kat...fucking your brains out in Paris, nice sentiment!
baja babe...I like chocolate as much as the next woman, but can't imagine eating it during sex. Maybe before, or after though.
Freddy... Yeah, Dirty 'Dubya' Harry is a pretty good lay. Also, he doesn't need batteries.
Amanda...The earth shattering orgasms are generated by husband and Dirty Harry at same time (you'll have to go figure the logistics of that out for yourself!!)
kimba ...you sound like a real giving kind of gal, I guess you are orally fixated (or so you say on your blog with all your pashing). I'm pretty orally fixated myself, but I'd much rather experience the end of the world with someone between my legs.
meva...Yeah, that sounds like a pretty good way to live out your last moments.
jo...still, 30 second is better than nothing!!
kira ...there is no guarantee that next week's orgasms will be as good and then I will be blue again!
What?!?!?!
You mean all this time the ladies have just not wanted to sleep with me.
Bugger.
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