Oh my! Today I am walking around with a smile on my face, a skip in my step, after some fabulous orgasms last night. Yes, you've guessed it, I am in love! He is quite well endowed (eight inches), and he is always ready for action. Actually, yesterday my husband joined us, which was fun, but usually it is just me and my new guy. Who is this wonder stud? Why, my new dildo of course. Why do I have a plain old dildo when there are so many more technologically advanced sex toys out on the market? Because I find vibrators just plain annoying, that's why.
Anyway, this new fella is getting a bit annoyed because I just treat him like an object, calling him a giant rubber schlong. He says he's not just in it to give me orgasms, he wants to feel like I like him as a person too. Whatever. Well, maybe he does have a point. So basically, I'm asking for your help, loyal readers, to help me find a name for my new friend.
I have come up with these so far:
A) Dirty Harry
B) Pimp Daddy
C) Jimmy Ream
D) Bongo in My Congo
E) The Boss
Choose one of these or give me one of your own. Thanks!
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