Why do we blog? Most of us don't know. Most of us aren't very good at it. But praise where praise is due, and some people are amazing at it. Which is why they should get lots of cash, both for lifting people's spirits during bad times and for making people pee their pants laughing, for both these are skills, my friends. But because I don't have any spare cash, I am reduced to handing out a paltry Perfect Post Award to Steve Novak, for his hilarious take on sexual fetishism.
For those few people who do not know about Steve, you have been missing a lot. Despite the fact that Steve didn't get laid in college, and has a self-confessed piss poor anti-social personality, he now has legions of cyber groupies who hang on his every word. While most blogs contain bleeding obvious commentaries on politics, religious rants, photos of people's cats and/or genitals, Steve takes the genre, massacres it and creates a horrible kind of roadkill that makes you want to look at it again and again. This man is so wierd and brilliant and original, I don't care if he is a sociopath. Run don't walk and check him out.
Who am I? Displaced Londoner now living in the States with my two little girlies and long suffering husband. Co-author of hilarious parenting book Cocktails at Naptime www.cocktailsatnaptime.com
My mom's an Austrian, my dad's a Brit, which makes me a Britaustrian, or possibly an Austrish?