Why do we blog? Most of us don't know. Most of us aren't very good at it. But praise where praise is due, and some people are amazing at it. Which is why they should get lots of cash, both for lifting people's spirits during bad times and for making people pee their pants laughing, for both these are skills, my friends. But because I don't have any spare cash, I am reduced to handing out a paltry Perfect Post Award to Steve Novak, for his hilarious take on sexual fetishism.
For those few people who do not know about Steve, you have been missing a lot. Despite the fact that Steve didn't get laid in college, and has a self-confessed piss poor anti-social personality, he now has legions of cyber groupies who hang on his every word. While most blogs contain bleeding obvious commentaries on politics, religious rants, photos of people's cats and/or genitals, Steve takes the genre, massacres it and creates a horrible kind of roadkill that makes you want to look at it again and again. This man is so wierd and brilliant and original, I don't care if he is a sociopath. Run don't walk and check him out.
To see the other Perfect Post Awards, go to Suburban Turmoil or MommaK.
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Steve gives me nightmares. Steve is a nightmare. :)
"While most blogs contain bleeding obvious commentaries on politics, religious rants, photos of people's cats and/or genitals, Steve takes the genre, massacres it and creates a horrible kind of roadkill that makes you want to look at it again and again."
The single greatest review I have ever received. If I wasn't married I'd marry you then piss you off with my constant blogging, stupid jokes, and general behavior until you had enough and divorced me. ;)
Steve~
Hi Emma! I deleted my blog in a moment of madness and it's been taken over by aliens from the planet porn. I've got a new address now, if you'd like to update.
Glad you liked the review, Steve. I knew you'd take a back handed compliment, the right way.
I've had steve's name tatooed on my left buttock. He's hawt.
moobs...don't make me jealous. I hope you are going to have my name tattooed on your right one.
Emma, you're so spot on.
Right now, Sunday afternoon, I'm asking what I've been missing in the Blogosphere for so long. I have to say that the realm of fetish, and sex blogging, can end up being a lot like going through the motions on most days, where everything has such a perfect ending, people have simultaneous climaxes (and I there thinking, 'what a bunch of pure and unadulterated bollocks', because it all stands to logic: to sit there and write about the perfect, marathon lay, means that there's a lot not happening).
It's refreshing to read a humorously caustic, take on something. You go Steve!
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