Saturday, March 17, 2007

Sexual Prime...myth or reality?


A radio broadcast in which Rachael and I ponder the deep questions of life, like if men reach their sexual peak before eighteen, while women reach their prime in their mid/late thirties (us), then what's a girl to do?

In the show I say something along the lines of:

"If we really are meant to just sleep with college boys, well, I think that's kind of depressing. Also, in some states it's also illegal - I believe they call it statutory rape."

Rachael: "Is that why you moved to Baltimore? Because you got in trouble elsewhere seducing college boys?"

Me: "Actually, they were more like school boys (gives an evil grin)."

To learn more about my sordid past and Rachael's Mormon youth, press the arrow below:


And for our next show (airing in two weeks), we'd love to talk to some of you men. Thanks for climaxing early Lambent (who tried to call from Hong Kong while he was drunk, a day early, and wasted quite a lot of money doing that). And thanks also to Moobs, I know you tried and we appreciate that, but didn't get through due to technical difficulties.

Also, thanks to everyone who tuned in and do tell us what topic you'd like us to discuss next time.

And finally, for anyone who needs their sexual and relationship questions answered, I do a column called The E-Spot every Friday, so if you have a question, send it to emma.theespot at gmail.com (stating if you wish to remain anonymous), and I promise to sort you out.

15 comments:

CrankMama said...

Meanwhile, I find BY READING MOOOBS that you're published AGAIN.. so everyone go check it out and link-up etc.

But oh Emma and I had a ball. We'll eventually get kicked off of BlogTalk (as we talk about sex and say "Fuck" an awful fun lot) but fun fun we have.

Lambent said...

I tried to call but couldn't get through (again). It's bollox.

Could job I didn't go because I was drunk and out, and I was going to say that I reach my sexual prime between 12 and 2am.

I would have felt a bit daft....

Lambent said...

Could job?

EmmaK said...

crankmama...we won't get kicked off blogtalk because we are ace. We will be snapped up by a national network and become megastars. Watch this space.

lambent...I am so proud of you for trying to call in. Do you have any recollection who you reached your sexual prime with between 12 and 2 am?

mutleythedog said...

I reach my sexual prime in the early mornings or when driving my car -isn't that normal?

mutleythedog said...

I have been trying to find you on my wireless could you post your tuning in code?

EmmaK said...

mutley...don't try wanking off while driving your car, it can cause road accidents. And I am not on your wireless, merely on the internet at blogtalkradio.com. So just press play on the button I have posted here, and you will hear me in all my luscious glory.

mad muthas said...

would have loved to hear moobs' take on the subject. when's the next broadcast?

Freddy said...

I'm in MY sexual prime right now
and I am way older than 17!!!

TagBagger said...

Sexual Prime? - I guess I'd have to say I fall into the camp of being a 'Life Long Learner' - at least so far :)

Midnight said...

I must have been a late maturer or something like that. Or maybe because I didn't get any as an 18 year old, I have lots of credit left.

EmmaK said...

mad muthas...I can't wait to talk to moobs either. I think we are going on again in two weeks.

freddy...yeah, those sexual prime statistics are a load of hogwash.

tagbagger...so good to hear, we should all be open to learning new stuff in the sack and out of it.

midnight...funny that you didn't get any at eighteen. From what I read on your blog you are certainly making up for lost time.

Lambent said...

Why is there no comments link on yer last blog? Sort it out.

Freddy said...

this may never happen again but I'm with lambent on this one

EmmaK said...

lambent/freddy...i sorted it out.