Wierd. My friend Daisy (she is Hispanic, and I know Daisy isn't a very Hispanic name, but that is simply her blog pseudonym) volunteered to take my four year old, Sausage, away to her cabin for the weekend. Her dad also went, a cute Mr Magoo character who smokes a pipe. He adores Sausage and she adores him. She calls him her 'other grandfather' since her real grandfather lives in Ireland and she doesn't get to see him too often.
So it's official. We are now part of an extended family of Hispanics. Why is it so nice to be part of a family that isn't your own? Who knows, but there it is.
I am really feeling loved up after my weekend without the kids (Scarlett is still in Vienna).
Love Is....
Being able to shag all over the house without Sausage bursting in and declaring,"Daddy, why are you on top of mommy, and why aren't you wearing trousers?"
Love Is ...
Sleeping in on Sunday until the unheard of time of nine am!!
Love Is ....
Not having to read Sausage's favorite book: Princess Lilly and the Magic Ballet Slippers, for the 476th time before she goes to bed.
Update: Oh bugger! Sausage is back from the cabin and this morning I was watching Daisy's seven year old daughter Lola while Daisy was at work. I got so caught up with blogging that I didn't notice that Lola cut her fringe in a totally irregular fashion (it is about 2mm long in parts, 1 cm long in others). I tried to explain to Daisy when she got home that I did not realize that seven year olds did that kind of thing. Daisy was a bit angry because Lola is being baptised in three weeks and she looks like she has had a run in with some garden shears.
I said: "What about if she wears a lovely hat?"
How bad am I? Because of my addiction to blogging Lola will now look like Rick in the Young Ones in her baptism photos.
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You lucky mare! Reckon Daisy will want my three?
Lucky you! Make the most of it while you can.
I'm not sure about the delicacy of this but: I'm poleased to hear you;re getting plenty.
Fantastic, sounds like you had a great time! BG
angela...Alas, I think your kids are too old. She just likes looking after Sausage because she is 4 and v cute and she can dress her up in cute outfits.
john g ...well Sausage is back now but I am refreshed.
sean .... Thank you! I felt backed up like a blocked sink and now I have been thoroughly unblocked!! ;)
benefitscroungingscum...I feel pretty good. Whoever said that good sex doesn't solve everything doesn't know what they're talking about!
LMAO at the fringe thing! Im so glad broadband was not available when my kids were small! You turn your eyes away for a few seconds and...
Daisy's mum should count herself lucky. I'll be at the mercy of American barbers soon. Have you seen what they do to the marines?
As for love. Love is (or will be) a rather tatty copy of a Canadian Hustler magazine (much better than the UK version as we Brits would all be traumatised by the sight of a buxom blonde sucking a hard cock apparently) under my mosquito net.
Romantic or what?
If lola tilts her head to the side for the next 3 months she will look TOTALLY normal...
having my cake...believe it or not, things got so bad at home with my, er, internet addiction that I simply cannot access the inernet from home anymore, apart from for an hour every evening when my husband switches it on for me. Sad, so sad.
midnight...what kind of stuff is in the Canadian Hustler mag then: a woman with airbrushed nipples sucking a flaccid penis ?;)
jungle jane...I dunno, maybe I should get her a burka, it would solve a lot of problems re hair regrowth looking hideous.
I think that is hilarious that she cut her fringe! Maybe Daisy should shave the whole thing off and she can be Sinead O'Connor for the baptism? Bit better than Rick, or anyone from the Young Ones come to think of it!
PS: I am oh-so jealous of your sex life, you have no idea! I am revirginated it has been so long (sob!).
isn't that rather old to be baptised? Surely Jesus won't be happy. Perhaps you can get them a wig as a baptism present?
And the best thing about this situation is that you won't be asked to return the favour due to the fringe cutting incident!
Also- a seven year old should know better- speaks the person who cut her own fringe at 20 and looked like Mediaeval Blackadder for a month...
Could have been worse, I've known kids who decided to cut off their eyelashes or shave their eyebrows.
The lovely hat is a sound idea. Or perhaps a very wide headband.
molly...I will suggest to Daisy that she shave Lola's hair off. You may be jealous of my sex life but I bet there is something about you I would be jealous of...you probably have large pert breasts or something!
conortje...Lola has been at catholic school for a few years and has recently wanted to be baptised. Her parents are not religious and don't go to church so it is a child motivated decision. People go to Catholic school here because it is much cheaper than private school and most of the public schools are so bad you cannot send your kids to them.
misssy m...seriously, i don't think a seven year old needs to be watched that closely. It's not my fault okay!! The wierd thing is that my 4 year old daughter Sausage was with Lola while she scalped herself and did not to a copy cat fringe cut on her herself. Thank God!
I cut a retarded short fringe for myself when I was about 15, we've all been there.
luka...oh thanks for warning me. Next time I watch Lola I will watch out for her cutting off her eyelashes!!
Well aren't you the lucky one! I have a couple of questions - how can I duplicate Daisy? Are you being honest about shagging ALL over the house? Was this with your husband? - hehehe. I didn't know that married couples did this type of thing anymore (aren't you a naughty (and satisfied) little wife)? How can I duplicate Daisy? I will call you as soon as I return from FL - hugs and kisses.
I don't believe it's the blogging that distracted you. I think you were in that post-coital zone and were too busy replaying it all in your head.
They write articles about bad mothers like you.
dear girl uninterrupted, I would fear being alone with my husband lest I discovered that I had quite forgotten how it's done, sigh...
Better than having a cock roach in your ear.
Ha ha ha and awww poor Lola...
Better Rick than Neil, damn hippy....
What was the point of Mike 'the cool one'. Not cool & not funnyarlie
I loved watching the Young Ones!! Thanks for reminding me of it.
Em - The Canadian mags are full on threesomes, blow jobs anal etc. No holds barred or holes. An Internet friend of mine from Canada sent me some over to help keep up my morale.
That's too funny...tell her parents she has potential as a celebrity hairdresser...I paid a friend about to open a salon for a cut and ended up with similar last week, gah!
bunny chang...wouldn't you do it all over the house if you had the place to yourself?
ms robinson... I suppose I was floating about a bit in a post-coital bubble. Still, Daisy DID SAY, "Oh go downstairs to the basement and blog away." And then she acts surprised that I didn't actually WATCH her kid. Hmmph. Some people!
rilly super...I think it's like riding a penny farthing or a tricycle, even if you haven't done if for years it all comes back to you!
tickersoid...surely anything's better than having a cockroach in your ear??
peach...actually I just read in Teen Vogue that short monk fringes are back so she may be a trend setter after all!
manuel....Yeah, how come Neil stank through the tv screen? It was the stench of lentil farts mixed with patchouli joss sticks.
gumpher...I've always wondered what the point to the character Mike was too. I guess the actor who plays him was probably sleeping with the producer or director of the show and pestered him/her for a part so they wrote him into the script.
sheen v...Yeah I watched it recently and it is still comic gold!
midnight..you're messing with my head. You mean the Yank mags are airbrushed and the Canadian ones are graphic??? What are the Arab ones like?....I mean do Arab porn mags actually exist or am I barking up the wrong tree?
benefitscroungingscum...no disrespect but don't you think you should ask your hairdresser friend for your money back?
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