Vi just did a post about how soft core porn films have a certain formula and go along in a way that (surely??) most people do not climax from:
It's always the same.
Man touches woman's boobs, but doesn't suck them.
Woman always shown full frontal.
Man goes in between woman's legs, and pretends to lick.
Woman has instant orgasm.
Woman then hops on man, cowboy style.
Man then turns her over and does her doggy style.
Then they 'o' together.
And that's it.
Do they ever show the man's penis? NEVER! Geez, you see more penis on BBC after watershed!
How the hell can you get turned on by watching a guy PRETEND to hump a woman?
Well said, Vi!
I just saw the movie, 2 Days in Paris, which is quite funny. A well established couple, made up of a French woman (Julie Deply) and an American man (Adam Goldberg) live in New York and are travelling around Europe. They end up in Paris, where the woman is originally from, and much to the boyfriend's horror, every male friend the woman bumps into is an ex-lover. Well, he had no idea she had so many ex-lovers, and she hadn't even mentioned most of them, and well, the trip mainly makes the boyfriend realize that he doesn't really know anything much about his girlfriend at all.
But what's unusual about the film is that basically the sex is realistic, albeit in a an awful but funny way.
Sex Scene 1:
Scene: the couple is under the covers. The guy says:
"This condom is too fucking small for my dick."
Girl: "You said that in Italy too. In Italy the condom was too small too."
"I can't help it if in Europe they make condoms for gnomes."
They don't manage to laugh it off. Sex aborted.
Sex Scene 2:
The couple are having sex, the girl gets on top.
Guy: "Why do you always have to go on top?"
Girl: "Because I like to go on top. It's how I can come the easiest."
Guy: "Yeah, it's how you like it. But what about me? Maybe I don't get that much out of it. For all the talk about men see women as objects and and use their bodies for their own gratification, what I'd like to say is, fuck that. It's crap. The only emphasis these days is on the penis and how the woman can use it in any way she likes to get off. All that matters is the female orgasm!"
Girl gets off him: "Okay, I don't want to have sex any more. You've rejected me. I feel rejected. Do you know how it feels when a guy rejects you?"
Those scenes are realistic I think, if you are in a bit of a shitty relationship. But what got me was that those were the only two sex scenes shown and were meant to be representative of this couple's relationship. And I couldn't help thinking, if this is what the sex is like for them after two years, then why are they still together? Usually after being together that long, the sex gets better, because you are less self-conscious and able to communicate what you want. Still, it was good to see some realistic sex scenes.
And now I'm thinking of the hottest realistic sex scene I saw in a mainstream movie. It was in Sea of Love with Ellen Barkin and Al Pacino. Barkin takes Pacino home and grinds him up against a wall. He's facing the wall and he's clothed and she's half undressed, and she rubs her groin against his arse and rubs her naked legs up and down his clothed legs and whispers, "Is this what you want? Is it?" while he's breathless with desire. And she undresses him slowly, just grinding her body all over him. Aah, it is so steamy, that scene. Wow!
All of which leads me to ask, what's the most erotic sex scene you ever saw in a mainstream movie, and also, what's the stupidest (most unrealistic) way you ever saw a woman orgasm in a porno (i.e. from a man brushing a feather over her nipples etc.)?
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