Are these guys fucken geniuses or what?
They're a couple of clueless Kiwis called Brett and Jermaine who are in a band called Flight of the Conchords. They were on the radio the other day talking about how after a gig in Scotland a girl came up to Jermaine and said:
"Would you be interested in a spit roast?"
He had no idea what she was talking about. He thought she was talking about a BBQ, so he said, "Yeah, oh yeah, definately."
"What about Brett?" said the girl. "Would he be interested in a spit roast too?"
Jermaine, knowing Brett loved steak said, "Oh yeah, he would be so into it."
Then the girl said, "Great. I wouldn't usually ask because I'm a lesbian. It's just that I'm so into your music."
And after a while the penny dropped in Jermaine's head that she hadn't just invited them to a BBQ.
(Jermaine explained on the radio that apparently spit roast is a British term for a threesome. I had never heard of it. I hang my head in shame).
This is a crack up too:
Terrorism then and now
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