Are these guys fucken geniuses or what?
They're a couple of clueless Kiwis called Brett and Jermaine who are in a band called Flight of the Conchords. They were on the radio the other day talking about how after a gig in Scotland a girl came up to Jermaine and said:
"Would you be interested in a spit roast?"
He had no idea what she was talking about. He thought she was talking about a BBQ, so he said, "Yeah, oh yeah, definately."
"What about Brett?" said the girl. "Would he be interested in a spit roast too?"
Jermaine, knowing Brett loved steak said, "Oh yeah, he would be so into it."
Then the girl said, "Great. I wouldn't usually ask because I'm a lesbian. It's just that I'm so into your music."
And after a while the penny dropped in Jermaine's head that she hadn't just invited them to a BBQ.
(Jermaine explained on the radio that apparently spit roast is a British term for a threesome. I had never heard of it. I hang my head in shame).
This is a crack up too:
Monday, November 12, 2007
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You should see a fantastic Kiwi movie starring one of them- Eagle v Shark is awesome!!
its on tonight, woohoo! le sigh...i'm such a nerd. they are hilarious though.
Hello there. I've been watching and loving 'Flight of the Conchords' for awhile now. Perfect winter viewing.
Great vids --esp. the first one!
I imagine "spit roast" must be basically the same imagery as the "Chinese finger puzzle" as described in the movie Chasing Amy.
Spit roast - that's a new one one me too... Have to see if Nigel has a recipe for it...(but he's openly gay so I'm not sure I would want to know about that).
TH
I love Conchords more than life itself. And after actually having contact with Jemaine (via his MySpace), I just think he is the sweetest creature on Earth.
ps-there is no 'r' in Jemaine's name. I made the same mistake myself when I first became a fan, because really, what kind of name is Jemaine?
What the heck was that?!
"You're so beautiful, you could probably be a part time model, but you'd probably have to keep your regular job."
That's too funny!
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