I was rushing around like a headless chicken today, trying to get some turkeys for Thanksgiving, but alas, the only birds left at the butchers were these two (click image to enlarge). The butcher claims they're all natural, but I have my doubts. So come on now everyone, would you like breast or leg? Mmmm...I wonder what silicone tastes like?
Also, if the sight of these festive turkeys makes you feel all merry and dying to cry out: "Ho ho ho!", please remember that it is now politically incorrect to use this phase. The alternative phrasing is: "Ha, ha, ha," apparently.
And now, let's pop open the champers and raise our glasses for a Thanksgiving toast:
Cheeers to the queers Applause to the whores And a huck huck huck For a jolly good f....
Who am I? Displaced Londoner now living in the States with my two little girlies and long suffering husband. Co-author of hilarious parenting book Cocktails at Naptime www.cocktailsatnaptime.com
My mom's an Austrian, my dad's a Brit, which makes me a Britaustrian, or possibly an Austrish?