I was rushing around like a headless chicken today, trying to get some turkeys for Thanksgiving, but alas, the only birds left at the butchers were these two (click image to enlarge). The butcher claims they're all natural, but I have my doubts. So come on now everyone, would you like breast or leg? Mmmm...I wonder what silicone tastes like?
Also, if the sight of these festive turkeys makes you feel all merry and dying to cry out: "Ho ho ho!", please remember that it is now politically incorrect to use this phase. The alternative phrasing is: "Ha, ha, ha," apparently.
And now, let's pop open the champers and raise our glasses for a Thanksgiving toast:
Cheeers to the queers
Applause to the whores
And a huck huck huck
For a jolly good f....
Have a good one
Emma
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22 comments:
I like your pictures and your toast! Cheers to you, too!
Lol... not sure I'd keep a steady hand when it came time to carve...
Thanksgiving? What's Thanksgiving?
(Ha ha ha... remember, I'm from down under...)
They don't look natural to me. Young women don't seem to realise that men can find shapely small tits very attractive. And a good pair of thighs goes a long way as well.
I just may have to use that toast at christmas time!
I only ever like the stuffing.
I'll pass on the silicone, ick- both to eat, and for preference, to look at or touch. I know, old-fashioned, and all, but in some things I guess I'm a fan of the organic route :)
Call me a stick in the mud but I am delighted at not being American and having yet another occasion to add to the year. You'd barely be over Thanksgiving when it's time to think about planning Christmas.
I give thanks for having no Thanksgiving.
They'll catch a cold dressed like that.
memphis steve....You never said if you were breat or leg man. I'm guessing you're not fussy.
steve...careful with that knife or the silicone will squirt in your eye!
cesca...Thanksgiving is a time when one eats wierd food like baked sweet potatoes with marshmallows on top...an acquired taste!
gorilla bananas...I think these two young ladies would have found work at your circus, no? They would have stood outside the big top showing their big tops and luring punters in I believe.
vi....Yes it is a bloody good toast, use it.
dr grosseteste.....Oh shit, I haven't got round to stuffing these two yet. If you could come round and give me a hand it would be most appreciated!
sailor...I wrestle with this issue. I'd like to get my baps lifted but I don't want to end up looking like these two. There's such a thing as too much of a good thing and these too have stuffed too big a bag in too small a space.
misssy m...I have no time for Thanksgiving myself but you are forced to celebrate it here on pain of death.
billy...thank you for your concern, but the girls will be fine once I have slathered their protruberances in hot gravy.
I stumbled upon you from The Boy's site...And I am glad I did. Those are delicious looking breasts. Happy Thanksgiving and Cheers!!
What a lovely poem.
There once was a rabbi called Keith
He'd circumcise boys with his teeth
It wasn't to save
Sharpening the blades
But to get to the cheese underneath
Ho Ho HO, I love that thanksgiving cheer. Do you mind if I pinch it and use it on my family at the Christmas table?
(we don't have thanksgiving, damn it! I quite like trussed up turkey. especially those one's up there in the red suits.)
electro-kevin: ahahahahahah. I am going to find an occasion to use your poem as well. Man but that was funny.
That's a fierce toast, EmmaK. Would you be the best man (woman) at my wedding?
Happy Thanksgiving to you too, Emma.
I reckon the one on the left's might be real.
Blondey's are knock off knockers though.
Enjoy the day. Think of me hard at work. And if that's too racy just think of me at work - 'tis but another day here :-)
many happy thanksgiving returns of the year...
Have you succumbed to the american eat fest then?
I'm sure those nice girls are all natural. If anything's injected it will just be a bit of butter like a good store bought turkey should...
Happy Thanksgiving and Merry Bloody Xmas Ho, ho ho! They have started selling trees locally so I guess that means Id better go do some shopping. And no, falsies are not on my list altho Trinny keeps on flogging those chicken fillet things and, since I lost my pregnant breasts, they've been looking mroe and more attractive!
bottle blonde....I would love to be best woman at your wedding!
the boy...my husband has a big American family here so I have succumbed to being stuffed on Turkey day. Also I force myself to eat Pumpkin Pie although it is something of an acquired taste.
I'm thinking there will probably be something going on over here for thanksgiving, but I doubt it will be anything so well presented. Shame!
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