I swiped this picture from the divine Meva's blog. I'm running it as a caption competition, so send me your funniest lines. The best I could come up with was: "I did not have sex with that dog."
Monica Lewinsky (who now has her own Barbie doll) will be helping me judge the entries. There will be tons of cigars up for grabs. And a few stained dresses too ... so put your thinking caps on folks and send me your entries!!
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
Get on your knees and be witty
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Dog- Well they asked me to go fetch the ball!
"Bill, stop it, you are embarassing me AGAIN!!"
"Now Hills, I am only trying to show you how it is done. If only you could suck my pole like this doggy can, if you could only give it a go Hills, then I would no longer need to get porky employees to do it for me. If you want to be president you are going to have to eat arse so you may as well learn how to take a good mouthful darling".
Hillary: "Did Monica train him?"
Hillary: "Eat it Rover, it's caused him enough problems!"
Dog: "I'm never washing these cum stains off my fur. Now, if only he'd stick a cigar up my ass."
Give a dog a boner.
Puss
the government has come up with new sniffer dogs. How to find the dickheads.
Hmm....smells like Monica, feels like Monica, but strange that Hil is bein' kinda friendly to her. no...No...ohmigodNOOOOOOOOOOO!??!?!
Bill: I knew that was a good place to stash those cocktail sausages I pinched from the buffet!
Bill: Honestly Hills, this is what they mean by doggy style, c'mon and join me!
"Oh what a sweet dog, reminds me of a bitch I once had called Monica"
"what do you mean this could ruin my reputation? I'm being totally public with this one"
Hills: What's with the attraction of stray bitches for a bit of old sausage?
(Thanks for the link, lovely.)
Dog...I like the taste of Bills cock in my mouth
there...I win!!
" We don't want another DNA stain on the Blue Dress incident Bill. After you have your fun, give the dog a good thorough bath".
Hey Emma, If I dont get a chance to visit you again before I leave to Oz, I'd like to wish you a Merry Christmas! Hope you have a good one!.
"The Justice Committee Special Investigator Police Dog did as commanded: to sic and retrieve the evidence for impeachment hearings."
Smells like Jenny Craig.
See you at AB's
Happy Holidays!
I'm sorry that I missed this. I love doing these contests.
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