PHONE ME NOW! I AM LYING IN A BATH OF CODDLE WAITING FOR YOUR CALL.
CALL 0800-IRISH-FETISH
The Story of The Womanizer
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Sunday, March 16, 2008
Lusty Leprechauns
PHONE ME NOW! I AM LYING IN A BATH OF CODDLE WAITING FOR YOUR CALL.
CALL 0800-IRISH-FETISH
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You are quite, quite mad.
And I do love you so xx
Fucking looney.
Give us a coddle...
Do you have some of them there Irish dancers? How about Michael Flatley? I'll even consider him, but I don't know what I'd do with him.
Probably whack him with my lamp.
Damn. It's constantly engaged! ;-)
Bravo! Be sure you don't undercharge!
$1,000 per hour? You're too cheap! x
I imagine guaranteed impregnation is part of the service. And then a whole heap of guilt afterwards.
You'll make millions. Ye nutter.
angela-la-la...as far as I know you are NOT mad if you are not mad all the time. I mean, for example, I only don green wigs once a year!
electro-kevin.....Do you mean a SEXY fucking looney? ;)
fingers...Sweetie! I'd love to coddle you until boiled ham comes out of your ears! I take Amex and Mastercard. I'll be waiting for your call with two cabbage leaves covering my baps.
dorky dad...I can offer you Michael Flatley for $750 an hour seeing as he's a bit wrinkly these days. He says he doesn't mind being whacked with a lamp or simply just used as a lamp - put the shade on his head and twiddle his ears until the light comes on.
steve....Please keep trying. we currently only have one phone but we will be buying one of those new fangled mobile phones soon once our clientele gets bigger.
gorilla bananas.....You're right, I'm being too generous. I even threw in a loaf of soda bread with my last client. I must rein myself in.
kitty....too cheap...you think so? I will up my price to $1,500 per hour.
misssy m.....the guilt factor as you say is a bit part of the thrill. We also have a confessional box on your way out where you can, er, relieve yourself of your sins.
I don't think I can call you until we establish for sure that we don't have the same father...
Oh you are so cute Emmax
I'll have to go to confession just for watching it.
fingers....come on now, don't be so petty. So we share the same dad, so what? It's not like I'm planning to have a two headed baby with you. Call me... YOU BIG HOT STUD xx
ms robinson..thanks...my 7 year old daughter filmed that...which means I will roast in eternal hell forever for corrupting her young mind.
tickersoid....Bless you my child. Say fifteen Hail Marys and your soul will be as fresh as a virgin's hymen. Then call 0800-IRISH-FETISH for absolution.
Yes, SEXY, Emma.
Good work. I enjoyed it, you kinky-minky.
Mmmm... being rolled in pork scratchings... LMFAO
emma, if the BBC won't issue 'A time to dance' with dervla 'These aren't just sausages, they're long, warm, think, throbbing sausages' kirwen then you are the perfect subsitute for the seeker of celtic porn
having my cake.....I wonder if anyone actually gets off on that?
rilly super....thanks for the compliment. Celtic porn is a burgeoning market and I want to be the posterchild for it.
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