Worst Name of 2008: Tripp (born to Bristol Palin):
Funniest Ad of 2008:
LeatherCreations, a Chicago-area furniture store, took out a quarter-page ad in Thursday's Chicago Tribune: "We sell more seats than the Governor!" Hopefully after he gets out of prison, Blagojevich will have a lucrative career in endorsements.
Worst Outfits of 2008:
Paula Adbul finally breaks down and admits: "I am the bastard child of Adam Ant and Captain Pugwash."
Katie Holmes hangs her head in shame after being released from the police station after being charged for a fashion violation that involved wearing footless leggings, stilletos and cut offs:
Madonna finally goes mad: "Okay so I forgot to trim my pubes, maybe if I strap on this piece of astroturf I'll cover the worst of my bush?"
Funniest Old Man Making a ratarsed tit of himself with 23 year old girl (Paul Weller 'sings'):here.
Worst/most painful sex toy used on a Russian Billionaire 2008: Naomi Campbell
So that's it folks. Have a disease free New Years Eve and do yourself a favor and lay off the tequila.
Love and hugs
Emma
xx
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Madonna's bush looks kind of attractive. I wonder if she'd consider topiary? Sculpting it into the form of Guy Ritchie perhaps? Then both of them could get fucked...
As for the bastard child of Adam And and Captain Pugwash... now that's a cartoon I'd pay to see. Would Captain Pugwash be able to Stand And Deliver though? Somehow I think his paper cutlass would let him down at the moment of crisis...!
Have a wonderful New Year, Emma, thank you for all your comments and for continuing to produce one of the most entertaining blogs that I read.
Sorry. I'm on the vodka. Come over all sentimental. It'll pass...
Madonna looks like she could take the lead in 'Robin Hood the Panto'...
Have a very Happy New Year Emma!
Sx
I love the furniture store add. Americans are such bastards when it comes to 'rubbing it' in somone's face. Don't you agree?
Happy new year Sassy Emma! :)
Wow...yep...you nailed it!
You are about to be removed from my blog roll!!! It’s nothing personal…I’m restarting for 2009 this Thursday. Were you at the top of the list in 2008? If not, here’s your chance to be. A single comment gets you on my blog roll. Keep commenting and you’ll stay at the top. Hope to see you in 2009!
Well if you're called Bristol, you might think Tripp is an acceptable name!
Don't have a go at Katie Holmes, she did get us two gold medals in the 2004 Olympics.
of course i loved the governor one...lol...hadn't seen that one...so many jokes are going around illinois at the moment the government here is less than a laughing stock...
have a great new year emma and thank you for making my 2008 more humorous than i ever thought possible, i have really enjoyed your blog...
The Palins, the gift that keeps on giving.
Happy New Year and best wishes.
DUDE, you chose Tripp and not Bronx Mowgli as worst sleb name?
You'd never make it here in Hollywood! OR you never dropped acid, which is a shame...
i think kids will later take his 'tripp'. a ass-kicking worthy name.
That sex toy looks freaky, and not in a 'I want to freak that toy' way...
Happy New Year girlie girl! I've enjoyed your blog mucho.
No tequila here, but some homemade Kahlúa calls my name...white Russians anyone?
Happy New Year to you and yours Emma - it was a pleasure to discover your blog this year - more power to your elbow in 2009.
How awful does Paula Abdul look? :-O I love Captain Pugwash, and Adam Ant was undeniably beautiful, even if he has gone a bit bonkers now.
Take care. x
Paula Abdul: perfect worst outfit choice! Enough said.
Happy new year!
and to think i used to think Paul Weller was hot when I was a teenybopper. blech.
The day all these celebretards quit with the Kreative Kiddie Names is the day I finally begin to think my fellow human beings are redeemable after all.
Until then, bottoms up!
Happy, happy New Year to you and yours and here's to more of your snark in 2009.
suzy
Bronx Mowgli
!!!
The parents should be arrested. That is a crime. A crime against English...or is it even English?
Kira....Paul Weller WAS totally hot, but he looks like an old haddock now.
Thanks so much Emma, I really needed the smooch! So glad you came across the pond to be with us yahoos!
xoxo
~Cheeks
Right on Emma!
I don't always post, but i do love reading your blog!
Here's to a FABULOUS 2009!
*clink!*
Madonna's a skank.
Happy New Year
xxx
Happy New Year, Emma. Your blog is the funniest there is. I hope you wake up on New Year's Day with cuffs, dead batteries in assorted devices, and some chocolate Reddi Wip smeared all over you.
Happy New Year, Emmak.
Wishing you a healthy and preposterous '09.
I can't believe that fucker Paul Weller pipped me for the award again...
Ah come on Em
Katies only crime is being married to a short arsed wanker with a strange religious belief.
Poor old Paula-----geez, she doesnt look bad for her age----unfortunately, her mental capacity has actually expired.
Oh, and may 2009 be a wonderful year for the sexiest Mommy Blogger
That Paul Weller video was a thing of beauty. I wish I was more like him. As for the rest of them, I didn't recognize a single person on your list, although the hairy bush chick seemed vaguely familiar, but I'm probably thinking of someone else.
rocco tool...
dead batteries in assorted devices, and some chocolate Reddi Wip smeared all over you.
lol...how come you know me so well?
fingers...
I can't believe that fucker Paul Weller pipped me for the award again...
get your hair cut into a greying mullet and you might be in the running for next year!
Clyde...
I'm sorry Clyde, but those leggings are a very serious crime in my book.
Captain Smack...
you are out of touch. Where have you been anyway this past year? abducted by aliens or been the sex slave of a very beautiful woman and kept in a locked room? pray tell?
Ok Emma, this is so last year. You need to come on over now and get on my new blog roll.
I've been with sexy aliens in a locked room. So you were close.
Thanks for your great thoughts this past year, love your work.
I have a bush like Madonna's, I need some loppers, bwwwaaahhhaaa.
Love you. XXXX
And that's not Paul Weller!. My cock could be a bloater.....
VE....okay, straddling your new blog roll as we speak
Captain Smack...
poor baby...I hope you haven't caught any nasty diseases
Jules...
I have a bush like Madonna's, I need some loppers, bwwwaaahhhaaa.
won't the lawnmower do the job? get the kids to do it for pennies
JOKE
Ron Knee...
My cock could be a bloater.....
ooh baby you're turning me on. Show me your Mars and Venus ;)
Speaking of Madonna she recently for her boyfriend purchased a sex toy and then he was to shy so she carried out of the place in a clear plastic bag haha kinda like the ones we have at www.hotgvibe.com only we would have been discreet about it
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