Saturday, December 06, 2008

Pubic Hair Manalogues


Now, when it comes to er, hedge trimming, do men really need special equipment? Do men really need a special site called Manalogues run by Philips where they role play calling their dad and shouting down the phone at him that its great to trim your pubic hair with a special Pubic Hair Weed Whacker and telling him "The smaller the nest the bigger the bird."



I can't imagine having a similar conversation with my mother. "My nest is all tidy mum, you should see how good my bird looks. It's really flying." But maybe I'm hopelessly out of touch with today's 'kids.'

Do you think that pubic hair trimmers for men are the ultimate gift for the man who has everything? Do you have one? And what's wrong with nail scissors?

37 comments:

Steve said...

"The smaller the nest the bigger the bird"?!? You obviously haven't seen my stork.

Daisy said...

omg i laughed so hard...my son, i can't believe i am saying this, but his gf told me one time (don't know why she thought i was interested) that my son trims and put shapes into his hair for her...on one hand i was glad she felt comfortable enough to talk about anything (except how she was backstabbing my son with another guy - he found that out) but on the other hand...i didn't really want to know that information, if you get my meaning...

Al Sensu said...

No need for that fancy stuff from Phillips - a regular Gilette razor with a fresh blade and lots of shave cream gets the job done. Some caution is advised, however.

People in the Sun said...

Some people don't need to trim the nest to make the bird look bigger. (strange metaphor. Never thought of it as a bird). I, for one, am proud of my angry inch.

somechileanwoman said...

While I like to keep myself 'neat', I really like my man hairy. I'm Chilean!

scarlet-blue said...

I was distracted by the size of his phone... it made his hands look small..
But honestly... No! He looked like a bloke in his mid-thirties, why would he be talking like this to his Dad? Perhaps he was on the phone to his therapist who he refers to as 'Dad'.
Sx

Luka said...

I do feel sorry for the modern man. Not only is he bombarded just as much as we are with anxiety inducing adverts for grooming products, he now has to worry that while the hair on his head may be thinning, the hair on his nads may be too much. There is surely some kind of crossover solution just waiting to be discovered.

garfer said...

Well, we can't have the Brazilian, so I suppose we'll have to be happy with the crew cut.

On second thoughts, that sounds painful.

Gorilla Bananas said...

When the Brazilian goes out of fashion it will be replaced with the Afro.

Daddy Geek Boy said...

I wholeheartedly believe in grooming. But it's not something that guys sit around talking about. Not with each other. Not with our dads. Nobody.

And a beard trimmer (with adjustable blade height) and/or a small pair of scissors is all you need to get the job done.

Clyde said...

Unless you are struggling to find your bits in the jungle, then why worry.
Do you actually get extra points for neatness ?

the projectivist said...

i am a fan of neatness
but not a fan of pet names like 'bird' - ewww! not sexy.

Xbox4NappyRash said...

Braids....

Colette said...

I think trimming is a good thing, but I can't stand when a man shaves everything. It's too porn star-ish for me, and that's not always a good thing. It's usually a huge sign he's either a player or totally clueless to what women really like.

Daddy Geek Boy said...

Collette...I agree. It’s not an aesthetically pleasing thing to begin with. You need a little hair as camouflage.

moi said...

I'm still laughing at "giblets." British English always cracks me up.

Billy said...

I've trimmed my pubes all of twice and both times I used nail scissors.

xl said...

My efforts have always been in trying to get to a point where that topic could possibly be known!

Seems like a non-problem to me.

electro-kevin said...

I dip a wad of cotton wool in some meths and set it on fire - I then waft it around my balls.

Does it hurt ? Yeah - like hell, but I can guarantee that nothing will grow there for at least six months.

Trixie said...

Dunno, think I may buy that for my shag mate Fed for Christmas...he shaves his balls...and it was a bit rough on my tongue!

EmmaK said...

Steve...you seem to have enough nesting material on your chest and giblet region to make nests for a whole flock of seagulls. Congrats!

Daisy...
omg i laughed so hard
So did I but I don't even think this site was trying to be funny!

Al Sensu...
I use a regular Gillette myself and have never even cut my female giblets

People in the Sun...
Wear your angy inch with pride

somechileanwoman...
I'm not that much of a fan of the hairy man myself, don't want to be constantly picking pubes out from between my teeth you know!

scarlet-blue...
Perhaps he was on the phone to his therapist who he refers to as 'Dad'.
That is a very likely possibility. Dad has probably secured him back into his straight jacket now and given him his pills.

Luka...
There is surely some kind of crossover solution just waiting to be discovered.

I am working on it!

garfer....
Don't miss out you can have a Brazillian, its called a Boyzillian and Becks has one!! Maybe Victoria does it for him as foreplay

Gorilla Bananas...

When the Brazilian goes out of fashion it will be replaced with the Afro.

Absolutely, I read that some women are so worried that they will have thinned out their pubes by overwaxing and that when the Afro-pube trend returns they won't be able to compete with a fully fledged bush

Daddy Geek Boy...
Not with each other. Not with our dads. Nobody.

I know! How the hell did the conversation come up? "Hello dad I want to talk about my pubes?"

Clyde...
Some people do have huge amounts of bush and need to hedge trim it a bit. I remember I had a friend at school (this was before people trimmed their punanis) who said her boyfriend's hand once got totally tangled up in her bush!

the projectivist...
Really? I call mine a budgerigar

lol
^^^
joking of course

Xbox4NappyRash
Braids....

Stop it right there Mister, you're turning me on!!

Colette...
I can't stand when a man shaves everything.

Agreed! Shaving for men down there is totally yuck

moi...
Brits also call girl bits 'corned beef curtains'

feeling peckish?
lol

Billy...
But you need a turbo-powered pubic hair trimmer for only $100 plus shipping and handling

xl...
But marketers are evidently trying to make it a problem.

Surely no one cares that much about a guy's nest, only if he can make his bird stand up for more than twenty mins!

electro-kevin...

Does it hurt ? Yeah - like hell, but I can guarantee that nothing will grow there for at least six months.

thanks for the tip. I will try it on my budgerigar and nest etc

Trixie...
Glad to have been of service Trixie darling!

otherworldlyone said...

British humor....there's nothing like it.

That video was most disturbing. And I don't believe his "dad" was too keen on hearing about his bird's new haircut, since he kept trying to pass him off to his "mum". What a tool!

fingers said...

Phillips is way behind the curve.
We've had the Breville Map-Trimmer available for years down here...

EmmaK said...

otherwordlyone....yeah I couldn't figure out how that vid would make you buy the trimmer

fingers.....If you ever want to let your bush grow to the max I will send you some hot tongs to style it with. Apparently the bush/afro look is soon going to be in fashion and I know you are always a style leader.

Memphis Steve said...

I don't really need a manalogue. My dad is dead so I can just yell whatever I want to at him. Actually, he was pretty deaf before he died, so I could do that anyway.

Peevish McSnark said...

I like my man to keep things trimmed neatly in that area. After all, I don't go down there to floss!

Rocco Tool said...

Hey, just keep it all shaved. I like it and the girls like it. Buying that pubic hair trimmer for anyone would be regarded as an insult.

Sweet Cheeks said...

(Sorry...computer acting up)

It isn't the size of his bird that matters - it's how well it warbles...Furry or not doesn't matter. He might be offended if you gave it to him without knowing his preferences though... :)

Kara said...

they answer to all your questions is 'yes'.

they also need bar graphs and visio presentations.

i'm a big proponent of needlessness.

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Memphis Steve said...

Weight loss tips? Listen, here's a weight loss tip for you: oral sex burns 400 calories when done properly. It doesn't matter if you're giving or receiving. So, if you want to lose weight, don't diet and hit the gym. Just drop to your knees and pump it up.

Sweet Cheeks said...

Memphis...you crack me up!
:)

EmmaK said...

memphis steve...you definately can burn 400 calories doing oral sex...but only if you do it on yourself.

sweet cheeks...I think that reading between the lines he had a very small bird and only once he had pruned its nest could he even see its beak, so you have to feel sorry for him, bless his cotton socks.

kara....So are you gonna buy this for your other half this christmas?

peevish mcsnark...I'm glad you groom yourself to keep your ladies happy

rocco tool...I disagree with that, if you go down on a guy who's shaved you end up getting razor burn. I say just clip it. The debate rages on lol

Misssy M said...

The word "manscaping" has to be one of my favourites. When I heard it at first, I laughed for about a week.

EmmaK said...

misssy m...lol...in that case I'm starting a manscaping business, do you think my old lawnmower would be up to the job?

unique_stephen said...

Next thing blokes will be trimming their armpit hair.

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