Monday, June 29, 2009

Black Lung in Buenos Aires

Well twelve days in Buenos Aires and still it is so romantic. It rains today and everywhere around me there are people with hacking coughs and swine flu masks. There is so much pollution dripping from the walls of the streets that I think I have the black lung. I cough and cough and feel surprisingly upbeat.

Staying in an apartment has its charms. I always did live in an apartment in London and there is definitely something charming about being woken at 3am by two people upstairs having a blazing row, the thunderous sound of a toilet chain being pulled, the theme tune from Hawaii Five O suddenly starting up and the general sinister groans of an old building. One man´s meat is another man´s poison and I have to say I love old things. The elevator is about 150 years old and is like a little black cage. I love the high celings of the apartment, the crown molding, the parquet floors etc etc. We are staying in an apartment in Congreso which a friend told me is ´downtown.´ It is a nice enough area. And there is something of the hustle and bustle of a megacity that I have missed living in a small town like Baltimore.

There is such a process of adjustment. It just makes me laugh all those people for example in the USA who say "oh I am fat because of my metabolism or I am just going to accept that I am fat and that´s just the way I am." Being here has shown me just how abnormal being fat really is. I have seen maybe three fat people here and I am pretty sure they were American tourists. Everyone else is pretty slim, I suppose because they walk a lot.

We were looking at various apartments maybe to buy as investments or maybe to move here eventually to which most people scream but why would anyone want to move to a third world country? To which I would reply you can´t help it if you fall in love with a place. Some people fall in love with places like the USA I suppose because it is clean, featureless and as soulless as a plastic manniquin. Others fall in love with the grinding poverty, and old fashioned glamour of a place like Buenos Aires. Of course the real point is that if one has money one can afford a decent place in Buenos Aires. Would you believe that the poshest avenue, Avenue Alvear, featuring Louis Vuitton etc is posh simply because it does not have pavements swimming in dog shit?

What´s not to love about a place without a work ethic that has people eating leisurely breakfasts at 11am on a week day? Yes I appreciate the irony, if one had to live like the average Argentinian it would be hell for someone used to the first world but if one can afford the so called luxury lifestyle which would not actually be luxury it would just what we call average then one would be not so much part of the society but a glorified outsider peeking in. So would one really become a genuine Buenos Airean or just remain a foreign ponce looking to experience some kind of genuine ethnic experience?

Well the kids didn´t like it here much because they had to walk for miles but I rather liked the city, even in winter, it had that chill depressing feel in the air that I have missed from London winters but the upside was plenty of delectable cakes and icecreams. So should I move to Buenos Aires, it just sounds so glam, "I live in Buenos Aires." Yes there are some open sewers that stink and I don´t really want to think of what it smells like in summer. But I am a restless person and maybe I will end up here. I will post my pics when I get back!!

15 comments:

Scarlet-Blue said...

Isn't it great to fall in love with a place.
I am also a fan of threadbare glamour. Good job too, really.
Sx

xl said...

How very exotic to say one lived in Buenos Aires! Have you been to one of their steakhouses?

jo said...

Emma,

I think I smell a rat. Are you sure that you went to Argentina? I'm getting the feeling that the 'Black Lung' article was about Barnsley! Incidentally house prices have fallen recently in South Yorks. Have you considered investing in Grimethorpe rather than in the southern hemisphere?

Steve said...

The pavements around our way are always swimming in dog shit so spiritually I already live in Buenos Aires!

There's a house for sale on the corner if you're interested?

Mia Dickinson said...

Whenever people ask me where I live, I still say Barcelona, even though I moved back to London 6 months ago. Oh the shame.

I love going to countries where time has no concept, it usually means I can get lost and stop panicking about deadlines and other meaningless stuff. Its just a shame I was brought up to believe that working up the corporate letter is more important than enjoying oneself.

Cant wait for pics! x

Some Chilean Woman said...

I really hate it when people blame their thyroid for being fat. I work in a hospital and see that way too often.

Glad you are well and having a good time.

I want to see photos too!

Gorilla Bananas said...

I think you would have enjoyed yourself as one of the characters in a Dickens novel, Emma.

Mike G said...

Lets hear about the steaks - we all know you like a nice big piece of meat Emma.

Seriously if you drove a hard bargain and picked up a condo it would be sort of exciting to say you had a place in Argentina. Sell it in 4 years. Or keep it...

EmmaK said...

scarlet-blue....Also the weight loss possibilities are always there in a third world country, usually you get vomiting or diarrhaea and if you strike the motherload you might even end up with a tapeworm.

xl.....yes, they cook these huge bits of cow over an open charcoal pit .... they also serve intestines which I thought was a cow´s ear so ate it but it was gross either way.

jo....you are right, you can get a hacking cough in Barnsley but you don´t really get any glamour apart from greyhound racing. I will think about investing in Grimethorpe it probably needs an economic boost.

steve.....Leamington Spa isn´t it ...I take it there isn´t a spa there full of aromatherapy massages and young men to wait on me hand and foot. If there is I might be interested.

mia dickinson...that´s it they have no concept of deadlines and its wonderful.

some chilean woman....the blame of being fat is 99.9% of the time eating too much!

gorilla bananas...indeed
I would ...they had such a wonderful array of illnesses in those days didn´t they, syphillis, consumption etc and if you were a woman you were lucky to make it over the age of 24 due to death via childbirth ..at 38 I´d probably be considered an OAP in Dicken´s time.

mike g....yes there are huge bits of meat here and I am just about sick of the sight of steak!

jo said...

I think unemployment in Grimethorpe is about 30% so anything yoo can contribute to the local economy would be most welcome. And remember, its Whippets not Greyhounds!!

fingers said...

From your description of the place the aires don't sound too buenos to me, senora...

Moobs said...

Living amongst the Argies? What would Margaret Thatcher say!?

unique_stephen said...

Most importantly nana - did you get any between the sheets action, with a puma or otherwise?

EmmaK said...

fingers....yes everyone there jokes about the irony of the name of the place being the anthithesis of the actual air quality. Now back in the USA it is actually quite a relief to see so much color not covered in black muck.

unique-stephen....I am all mouth and no trousers I would have thought you knew that by now. I did not really see any Argie that took my fancy and even if I had I don't think I would have jumped him.

moobs....maggie would blow my brains out I am sure. Shit, is she still alive ? I'll look out for her bearing a kalashnikov rifle.

Jorge Ramiro said...

What says steve is real. He has the point. But also I have realy liked Buenos Aires. It is so nice for a cuple of mounth, that I want to come back. It is a good city and Xl, you have the point, also. The stakes in Buenos Aires, OMG. The meat is great. I have stayed in some furnished apartments buenos aires that were nice. It was a nice tripp.