I am also packing my binoculars so that I am sure to really get to see all the cultural sites in Buenos Aires such as:
These lads are from some Argentinian rugby team called "Los Pumas". And apparently the polo players are even sexier. Maybe I will 'Do a Barrantes' like Fergie's mum did.
Susan and Hector Barrantes
Remember Susan Barrantes, who got one sniff of polo player Hector Barrantes and bolted to Argentina with him in 1972? What a lark, eh?
If you find you are feeling withdrawal symptoms from my caustic wit while I am in South America don't fret pet - I am writing for a fabulous new site called Powder Room Graffiti. Check out my article on Designer Vaginas about the current mania for trimming one's flaps. My pal MsMarmitelover told me via twitter that she has a friend in the UK who had her flaps trimmed on the NHS, apparently she only had "slightly uneven flaps, not that I saw. She had a phobia about it, so our govt paid for her flaps to be trimmed. Nice eh?" I am sure Electro Kevin will be spitting blood when he hears about this waste of public or should that be pubic funds, eh Kev?
Anyway if I don't see you before I take off do wish me bon voyage!
Emma
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Have fun in Buenos Aires. Been there many a time. Don't envy the flight...
Flap trimming? I can't think of anything more odd than perfectly symmetrical flaps (well, apart from impossible pneumatic breasts that not only do not flop but not move even when you whack them with something sausage shaped and tumescent). A decent pair of flaps should be beautifully unbalanced and resemble a soft edged recherche pattern... or is this just my particular penchant?
Emma, have a wonderful flight and a wonderful holiday. Valium is a mother's best friend (and can be a good pal to daddy too). ;-)
I would personally contribute to a charity for women in need of gusset surgery, donating soft fruit rather than hard cash. I shall be praying for your virtue in the land of the gaucho, Emma.
I won't criticise the flap trimming on the NHS so long as the off-cuts are sent to the burns department as spare ears.
Have a nice time. I'm away too.
xxx
Have a great trip to Argentina, whether trimmed or untrimmed.
Oh have a good trip.
Flap trimming eh? Um not sure I should comment on that. It's Friday evening and I've had a glass of wine so I'll go before i say anything embarrassing.
The NHS must have flap trimming specialists.
An interesting medical field I'm sure, but not one that overly appeals to me.
Make sure to remind the Argies that we whupped their Daygo arses in the Falklands. They always appreciate that.
have a great time
steve...well these days every tomato is the same size so people who watch WWWWWAAAAYYYY too much porn probably think flaps come in some perfect symmetrical form too.
electro-kevin...good idea for using the flaps. I believe that the foreskins removed in circumcision are sold on the black market and end up as pork scratchings.
xl.....oh my God what terrible singing. Who let the cat on heat out?
garfer...don't dare mention the Falklands or I might have my face or flaps rearranged.
gorilla bananas...I will be fine, I will look at the 'fruit' but not touch the 'fruit' - looking is free right?
Happy Holidays!
I am developing a phobia about my frown lines... I will dash off a short note to David Cameron... or whoever our Prime Minister is...
Sx
You certainly want to get your pronunciaton right when you ask the surgeon for a labotomy...
Next thing we'll be able to get botox for our lady lips on the NHS.
No wonder our economy is falling apart when women are having their flaps trimmed...anyone know of a good trimmer?
Trim the flaps is an aviation term (maybe op is aerodynamic as well as aesthetic). Have a fab trip - La Cougar in pursuit of Los Pumas xxx
Oy. I'm having Emma withdrawls already. You have a fun and safe trip, ya hear? And come back with stories . . .
scarlet blue...
Re your wrinkled forehead just try not laughing and watching really boring Open University programs on the mating habits of amoeba - cheaper than BOTOX.
fingers...
It is funny to think what a kind of cut price labotomy one would get on the national health. It would probably look like Edna Everage's face once it was done.
Mia Dickinson...
Like surely it is a mental disorder to WANT one's flaps trimmed and the last thing one should do it give into such neuroticism. For example if I go to an NHS shrink and say I am scared of talking the tube do they service me with a chauffeur driven limo? Daft logic.
Kate Lord Brown...
I don't really think of myself as a Cougar - like you I have never felt older than 19. And what fun to lust after hard firm flesh. I have learnt that there is not much inside those pretty young heads though.
moi...
I would have loved to have taken you along only I am sure you would not much care for the screams of my kids on the flight.
Emma,
Have a great time. Be safe, and come back, healthy, relaxed and with a no tan-lines tan!
jford...I love nude sunbathing as much as the next exhibitionist but it is winter there so I may have to make do with just a facial sun tan.
You know, that first guy's thighs are kinda scary. They're like huge, hairy nut (head) crackers.
Have a great holiday!
otherwordlyone....hey I'd love to be a nut being cracked in those nutcrackers.
" . . . you would not much care for the screams of my kids on the flight."
Dahlink, that's what the free drinkee coupons are for. One for the adults, one for the chillruns.
Have a great trip. I am so jealous!
Will they let you give the kids a gin soaked rag to suck on for the flight? If not maybe one for you?
You know I have a phobia about my stomach. Think I could get a tummy tuck?
I will look forward to reading anything you write. About anything you write.
Be good, but not too good.
See - I Google labiplasty just to check out picks of labia and nobody has before and after photos fur us to rate.
Being a pervert is so frustrating.
A Brazilian? Ouch. Wouldn't mind the Brazilians you picture in your post though......
around the kitchen table...I was only joking about having a Brazilian wax, I would be screaming obscenities like that guy in 40 Year Old Virgin and end up with just one strip done down the middle before I ran out!
unique stephen...actually there are lots of pics on labioplasty surgeon´s sites - too much for me to stomach tho I´m afraid!
beverley wenham...Actually the flight went well because I had a seat at the back and slept through it and my hubby was with the kids in the front and one of them threw up several times while I slept. I will rot in hell.
holy cow! Bring me back one of those big floppy sombrero hats! Oh wait, that's mexico.
Bring me back Eva Perrone's index finger?
whatever.....have fun.
Argentina IS Beef! I would love to go there and eat huge globs of red beefy meat at every meal and snacks.
I could be a true Carnivore down there..bueno!
That will be a 3 movie flight? Ooh I would sneak Mommy's lil Ether Rag onboard to settle the children.
Post pictures!!
By now, I'm sure you're scored a few goals with a soccer team. Hurry back, and don't worry about your flaps. All of 'em are fine, just fine, don't ya know.
Make sure you bring a sex toy or 2 to keep you company on the trip. Hotgvibe.com has a nice selection for you to choose from .
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