I am much blessed ... Southern cook Paula Deen has been staying with me and we worked our way through quite a lot of food let me tell you. Here [this is me doing the impersonation!!] Paula tries to get creative making a gingerbread house in my kitchen! See if she tickles your fancy y'all! Paula Deen's dog Bodine, or is it Bo-Deen sat on the table all the way through. She tells me he is her oracle and she always consults him about the important questions in her life like whethere to have cream or ice cream or both on her pie. He is one smart little doggie!
I first fell in love with Paula when I saw her eat a lasagna sandwich - not only was the piece of lasagna the size of a brick but it was nestled between two pieces of garlic bread:
As a self confessed glutton I would never be able to match Paula's insatiable appetite but as we became firm friends God knows I tried!
It was great having Paula over but I feel like I have gained 20 lb just looking at her cooking which is full fat and bursting with shortening. I really would love to her be a granny around the house because she is ridiculously cheerful but she said she was needed back home to roast a pig.
Dontcha just love her? Or who is your favourite celebrity cook?
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What a woman. Every guy's dream. A peroxide Nigella with a sugar fetish. I hope there's enough pudding to go around for everyone!
Subtitles would have helped with the cooking lesson. Sexy woman, though, she ought to put herself on the menu.
I love Paula, I want her to adopt me. But my favorite celebrity cook is Curtis Stone from TLC's Take Home Chef. I have very naughty dreams with that Aussie.
Anthony Bourdain. Mostly for the snarky comments he makes about other celebrity chefs.
He's passe now but Jamie Oliver still does it for me, as does Nigella.......maybe it's the pommy accent and lashes of butter in everything.
You should put warm custard AND ice cream on your pie. It offers a feeling of Yin and Yang - it's also really nice to lick it off.
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Oh FFS, Emmak !!!
Celebrity cooks, celebrity gardeners...what's next, celebrity cleaners ??
I think the domestic staff's 15 minutes of fame is up.
Back to work, peasants...
I'm still a Jamie Oliver fan but
I think you might enjoy another Paula Dean
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlJfRQExVIk&feature=PlayList&p=78FA801B4406E4D6&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=2
Steve......Do you think you could fantasize about someone as old as Paula deen - go on give it a go!!
gorillabananas....Subtitles!! I have just gotten my head around putting a video on youtube.
somechileanwoman...yeah I'm with you Curtis Stone is sexy but the program probably had some hairy moments. The husbands always come home and see Stone in an apron in the kitchen with their wives and the wife always says "It's not what you think." But surely a few times an irate hubby has punched Stone's lights out?
Steph...most english people find Jamie Oliver hugely annoying because of that mockney voice he does. He's a pretentious twat, born upper middle class and putting on that fake "I'm a cheeky cockney chappie" persona. He makes me want to slap him.
xl...I adore Antony Bourdain but he is annoying because he's skinny even though he eats all this food. I wonder if his secret is meth, heroin or uppers?
el-kevo....wow! yes I'm try that. First gotta bake a pie though.
fingers....if you don't like listening to my fantasies you can order me a celebrity cook to live with me. I will be eternally grateful xx
belledeville.....thanks for the video but I think mine is better as it was done 'off the top off my head.'
Not into larger women, but she's sexy in an odd way. She looks like she could do a man some serious harm in the bedroom...so I'd have to say no. Favorite celeb chef? It's a tie between Ming Tsai and Gordon Ramsey. Ming comes across as mellow on TV but you can sense he's probably a real hard ass in his kitchen. Gordon can be a task master and is an all around tough guy. I'd love to see those two fight it out. :-)
harbingeroftruth...I love Gordon Ramsay - I'm sure offscreen he's a pussycat in the right hands!
I have no idea who that woman is, but was laughing anyway. Emma, do you have a stash of wigs for any occasion?
http://electro-kevin-electro-kevin.blogspot.com/2009/12/mums-song.html
Pressy for ya.
misssym...I would like a collection of wigs but nice wigs are expensive - I only have this dreadful nylon one at present. There were some funnier videos after this one of the kids joining in and the gingerbread house collapsing and me swearing and losing the accent and saying 'oh sod it you can finish it yourselves' but I'm not allowed to put the kiddos on youtube.
El-Kevo....Thanks Kev. That was sweet of you to realize just how hard I work and just how underappreciated I am [snort]...no really you are a pearl among men and I sometimes wonder if you aren't really a woman....or why are you so flaming nice??
Emma you painfully sexy, voluptuous Brit, Wigs are over rated unless you're Dolly Parton. She says she has a HUGE collection of them...I wouldn't have known had she not said anything as I so rarely look at her head.
People frequently assume my hair is either a wig or extensions. I was dressed as the Predator on Halloween...and all people kept asking was "Where did you get the dreadlocks...they look so REAL!"
Butter RULES!!!
harbinger of truth....hey wigs are fun...my dream is...one day I will be able to furnish myself with a collection as big as Dolly's.
Alexander...yeah butter is great apart from the fact it doesn't spread straight from the fridge unless you buy a butter/margarine hybrid.
Dolly is just plain fun and a damned talented musician. Do me a favor Emma, read my blog. I'd like to know that someone with a brain gave it the once over.
I fear I've been ditched by a few bloggers lately (lady ones in particular)
harbingeroftruth...had a look but the current post is about the mayor of Houston - not sure it is a good idea to blog about local issues because noone outside of houston will be interested ;) How about you blog about something funny like wigs or something?
El-Kevo...don't fret pet you'll always have me!
You are deliciously bonkers!
Have you ever seen Rory Bremner impersonate Delia Smith?
I will see if I can find it.
Sx
A lasagna sandwich?
The lady rocks!
I must say that was a little frightening, but I do need to learn how to make a gingerbread house! My favourite celebrity chef is Fast Eddie. I know it is wrong but I have a crush. Thanks for Rewinding x
Anthony Bourdain is my favourite cook and I think he is a little sexy!! Don't mind Nigella either as she's not afraid to cook with FAT and I LOVE FAT!! Been so busy, missed you xx
Multiple Mum...probably the vid is more about how NOT to make a gingerbread house. There is another video following this one that shows how the house collapsed and 'Paula Deen' used a lot of four letter expletives not usually found in a wholesome family kitchen!
I wonder if she ever bakes and plays. I know some women that back and play haha using a sex toy while baking a cherry pie. They got them from www.hotgvibe.com
Hahaha! That was so funny! You could take to the road and do Paula shows. LOL Lovely to be visiting you via Rewind. Thanks for hosting it this week:)
That's hilarious. I'm fond of Kylie Kwong. She has the BEST Chinese recipes ever.
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