Monday, October 25, 2010

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS NUN?


For most of the year Sr. Ignacia is a good nun - docile, sweet and pure. But around Halloween some wicked impulse takes over and she finds herself scaling the walls of the convent and mixing with the town's more nefarious inhabitants.

If you have seen her please inform her Mother Superior at your earliest convenience. If you see her about town please do not take advantage of Sr. Ignacia's guile and innocence ....










 Please act now. Her soul IS IN MORTAL PERIL. If you've seen her please call:

0800-NUN-WATCH

Call now! If you do not Sr. Ignacia's soul is at risk of burning in hell's eternal flames.





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16 comments:

Steve said...

Oh my! Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch! Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch!

It's no good. I need to find a confession booth and fast. Or indeed anywhere dark and private. ;-)

London City Mum said...

Gracious! I look away for one moment, ONE moment, mind you, and that floozy from Lapland has nicked my vintage swim cap and Ignacia has nicked my habit!

Tsk. I blame the servants, personally.

LCM x

xl said...

I the first pix, who's wearing your Naughty Tyrolean Milkmaid outfit? Uh, I am asking for "a friend."

Expat mum said...

Oh "slutty" nun. Hmmm...wonder which order she belongs to.

Bambam said...

I went out with a nun once, but she had a few bad habits.

**sorry couldn't resist**

You look HAWT girl... love fancy dress parties. I went to one as Angus Young a while ago. Free licence to act like an impish little rock god for a few hours!

Clyde said...

She looks like my sort of nun. But I could be in confession for a month

EmmaK said...

XL....yeah the Heidi girl was very sexy (she was a real german in a blonde wig) and had body glitter on her breasts but she kept giving me dirty looks so I didn't dare take a photo. I think I might be a heidi for next year though!

Heather said...

that poor poor nun, being led astray like that!

Not Quite Nigella said...

hehe every Halloween party needs a nun!

Very Bored in Catalunya said...

I want to know what she's doing with my husband (top picture).

EmmaK said...

Very Bored....There was no funny business I swear ...I was simply picking nits out of his beard.

Organic Motherhood with Cool Whip said...

Is that the same nun that was hitting on my husband and smoking a hookah last night at the PDiddy concert? If so, she better watch out. I'm a jealous woman and she's about to get schlapped.

EmmaK said...

organic motherhood....hey he came on to me all right. He asked me whether nuns wear anything under their habits. I said he had me mixed up with men who wear kilts. He's a dirty old man - watch him like a hawk.

Glowless said...

Wow. If my primary school principal, Sr Agnes had looked anything like that I'm sure a few more people would have paid attention in religion. Hawt.

EmmaK said...

Glowless thanks for the compliment. I'm still smarting because i only came second in the comp at the party for 'sexiest costume' after that sexy heidi girl!

Modern Military Mother said...

It reminds me of my favourite joke....how do you get a nun pregnant?

**ck her!

Nice habit - not one you want to get into often though. I am sure.