Homemade Christmas photo cards always seem like a good idea after one too many eggnoggs. But in the cold light of day some 'concepts' seem a little out of place.
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| Waiting for Santa in our Christmas Pyjamas |
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| Would you Adam and Eve it? |
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| Trauma: That was the Christmas I developed my SM predilection for being electrocuted |
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| 1960s teething ring |
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| No, just, no |
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| Ronald McDonald outcreeps himself |
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| Shagadelic |
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| Some Santas were never meant to be Santas |
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| Nancy with Ronald Reagan |
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| Nancy with Mr T |
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| Nancy with J R Ewing |
Which one's your favourite? Feel free to take these concepts and run with them....your relatives will thank you I'm sure.
In the meantime have a wonderful Christmas from whichever snow infested corner of the globe you're currently shivering in. I'm so glad that office parties are now part of my dark past but if you are toiling in an office I'll see you next year and I hope you have some good stories about your office party and how you got blind drunk and told your boss you often have sexual fantasies about him etc.
Remember: Stay safe and don't drunk text your ex-boyfriend this Christmas requesting a 'quick one for old time's sake'
Hugs
Emma
xx
Also: If you fancy sending me something for Christmas I'll take a tin of Roses or Quality Street. I know I could send one to myself but that's like buying a t-shirt bearing the slogan: I am a greedy pig.
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Haha! These are ace. I'm off to run up some matching family pyjamas sets.
Although what is most startling about all of those pics are the eyebrows of the wee girl in pic 1.
J R Ewing? That looks a helluva lot like Bill Clinton. Hope he can get the stains out of his ermine.
Have a lovely Christmas! ;-)
I've already committed my drunken Christmas fuck-up. Dropped a guy in the Brass Monkey on Saturday night for getting over familiar with Mrs E-K.
Anyway.
Happy Christmas to you too, Emma.
Just having a look at those eyebrows Misssy m pointed out! Remarkable.
My brother looks like Bill Clinton so might ask him to pose as JR Ewing dressed as Santa. That would really confuse Steve.
#1 reminds me of my home growing up, we're desert people, we need nudity to keep cool.
Have a great Christmas, and thanks for the laughs again this year.
The baby chewing the christmas lights wire is nowhere near as horrifying as that sofa.
Great pics, off to buy the familia Very bored some matching jim jams.
Something in the post for you.
And I am already having hallucinations about the shagadelic outfits. Sheesh!
LCM x
Oh my eyes!! The Shagadelic horror!!
Family photo Christmas cards aren't the norm here in Australia, but I was really pleased this year to get a card from my teenage grandchildren with their photo on it.
I don't remember sending you a family Christmas card - how did you get hold of these?!
Love the matching pyjamas!! Must purchase immediately and humiliate family. That Nancy bird looks like she could do with a good feed!
Happy Christmas my friend. I am sorry that I didn't deliver on the chocs!!
JulieB....It's not so hard to track you Sardine Tin, you're leaking fish oil all over the place!
London City Mum....Thanks for sending me a little something in the post! you are a lycra clad angel.
Ah, to be Nancy...
Merry Xmas to you EmmaK -- hope 2011 brings you literary fortune!
HILARIOUS. Think we'll mock up the Adam and Eve one after a few too many on Christmas Eve! No snow here though!!
I'm going to start a fund for to pay for the massive therapy bills the fig leaf children will have mounted up over the years.
Too funny :)
Happy Christmas, Emma.
I've posted a video of me playing some carols on my blog for anyone who wants to get in the festive spirit.
xx
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I love that first one! I'll have to remember it for next year's Chrissy card... I'll be sure to send you one of thanks for the idea ;)
Merry Christmas to you!!
The Shagadelic has taken my fancy...
Have a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year, Emmak!!!
SXXXXX
Oh I take this as a personal challenge to up the ante on what I put my kids through for a Christmas photo next year. (This year I made them pose with santa hats and a chook and a cat - good times!)
Hoping that you had a wonderful Christmas!
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Hey there old pal, have been absent but happy to be back reading your crazy posts. Much love Julesxx
I would wet myself if I could get a pic like that with Mr. T.
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