As a self confessed Hello Kitty freak and Halloween fanatic I decided to combine the two interests to make a Hello Kitty Witch this year! And if you feel like joining in then you can get the pattern here.
Hello Kitty makes me so mad. She's been going strong for 35 years and still has fur as dewy and unlined as a kitten. But as time has passed and her marketing people have found new ways to exploit her charms, things have inevitably gone, well, a little tasteless.
Let me know if any of these products tickle your fancy. Would you buy:
1. Hello Kitty Assault Rifle
2. Condoms
3. Condom Holders
Surely this is the ultimate turn-off? You might want to keep this handy by the bedside as the ultimate in birth control. The ick factor will make you not want to have sex full stop. Plus she's staring at you the whole time. Seriously freaky.
4. Tooth caps
I mean, come on, who wouldn't like to have Hello Kitty’s face implanted permanently in their mouth?
5. Urinal targets
This one sends a bizarre message. I mean if you were a fan you wouldn't disrespect Miss Kitty by weeing on her now would you, although she is telling you to. Which could mess with young minds a tad.
6. On your Sausages
Makes me think of that Meatloaf song. "I will eat anything for love ...but I won't eat that."
7. Hello Kitty Airplane
Taiwanese Eva Air has a Hello Kitty airplane that flies between Taiwan and Japan.
8. Fake Nails
This Kitty's got claws ...miaow! I'm a self confessed fake nail fanatic but these are just plain wierd.
9. Becks Beer
Who is the target market for this?
10. Pizza
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little....
So what do you think? Have I converted you into a Hello Kitty maniac? What other products do you think would be perfect stamped with a Hello Kitty?
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